![]() 10/09/2013 at 15:18 • Filed to: ghostride the blip | ![]() | ![]() |
My beard is becoming prehensile. I took a sip of my coffee, and it grabbed onto the stir stick and pulled it out of the cup.
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you're doing it right .
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My mustache has done similar things.
Well done, sir.
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Should train it to do other things so your arms don't have to. Work, etc.
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My facial hair is the perfect texture to attach to velcro.
I always have to explain myself when wearing winter jackets.
"Why are you screaming expletives?"
"BECAUSE I LOOKED UP!"
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I shall name him "assistant".